white lady

A slang term for cocaine - used mostly over the phone to trick any taps that might be on the phone.

"Ayo man, I got this white lady over here.. she wants to meet you.. she said she's worth $50"

by syked February 18, 2004

Lady Jizz

The ejaculatory fluids secreted by a female sex organ. (I. E. the vagina or va jay jay) Or the act of secreting said fluids.

Did you just lady jizz on my face?
Yeah...

Her lady jizz tastes like the sweat of an angel.

by Socrates and Fruit Loops June 29, 2011

Message Lady

She is the greatest writer of our time. Her latest speech had me in tears. It goes like this:

"At the tone, please record your message. When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. To leave a call-back number, press five. *Boop*"

-The Message Lady

Man, the Message Lady sure is great.

Isn't she, though?

by Turdmeister69 April 01, 2020

The Lady Gaga

Where you precisely jizz on your girlfriend's face in the shape of a lightning bolt

#1: Dude, I totally did the Lady Gaga on my girlfriend last night but I got all my jizz in her eye.

#2: Bummer

by frankatank117 May 13, 2011

Lady door

A word established in a dan and Phil live stream, meaning the excit water girl uses in the game ‘fire boy and water girl’

Phil: just got to go through the lady door
Dan: I swear never say that again

by lil pumpkin February 15, 2019

porno lady

Respectful term for a porn star

Is the porno lady featuring at that strip club tonight?

by Bookworm Beauty March 07, 2019

Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014