Lunch Lag

The sleepy feeling you get after a hefty lunch

That large chip cob was a mistake. Get me some caffeine before the Lunch Lag kicks in

Lunch Lag by l00k November 3, 2007

chainsaw lag 

the point at which during a Gears Of War 1/2 game where you realise the connection is so bad you going to have to be the thing you hate, a CHAINSAW NOOB.

This is where your only real chance of heloing your team is by chainsawing oponents this helps because its more accurate and once you lock on baby it all rips loose.

oh for f*#% sake this game is so laggy its a chainsaw lag.

urgh stupid chainsaw noobs they are either complete f*#$ wads or they hav chainsaw lag.

chainsaw lag just ruins this game dude, theres nothing better than shot gunning. True but better still shotgunning those chainsaw noobs.

chainsaw lag by the real elmarko April 29, 2009

Ninja Lag 

The warping of time and space so that a real event happens after it theoretically should

an example of ninja lag, in anime is when swordsmen or ninja slash their swords at each other, sometimes they have time to put their sword back into the sheath and walk away before the other person is actually cut by the blade.

Ninja Lag by Sweaty man in your 7th period September 15, 2009

class lag 

the effects of lost sleep due to school starting before you can finish getting all of your sleep (usually on mondays)

hey u look tired

yea, i was at a party till four nd i had to wake up at six for school

hey! thats class lag

class lag by mesoosleepy April 17, 2010

Offline lag escape 

Escaping from an unwanted discussion with someone on facebook by leaving facebook and pretending you never saw the incoming message because of the 5 minutes lag when logging out.

That random dude started talking to me on facebook, I had to offline lag escape.

Offline lag escape by Meussieur June 21, 2010

Life Lag 

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

Life Lag by MasterFox November 18, 2010

emoji lag

When texting, the feeling from emoji searching, taking too long.

Sometimes I suffer from emoji lag, when my text takes too long to compose, because I can't locate the right emoji. Emoji lag is kind of like jet lag, when text and graphic can't be combined fast enough to not feel out of sync.

emoji lag by arbordwell May 18, 2015