To london someone - to stab somebody using a bladed melee weapon, usually a knife or a dagger.
While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
While it is most common to do it in the capital of UK, the term "To london someone" most likely comes from ancient Rome, and the death of Julius Caesar.
Mom: We're gonna visit grandma tommorow.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
Child: But mom, what if someone londons us on the way?
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Citizen: How did Caesar die?
Praetorian guard: He was londoned.
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Serial killer: I am going to london someone.
by Kfestofil December 26, 2022
London Delgado is the World’s Most Awesome Person!! She is also the most beautiful person in the entire world and the most Talented!! She is also very nice, humble, sweet, funny, loving, caring, cool, and everything wonderful about the world!!
by The Most Awesome Person! February 10, 2019
Hey bro sorry about your grandma
Don't worry she got her dying wish
Really? What was it
Doing the old London sasquatch on her
Don't worry she got her dying wish
Really? What was it
Doing the old London sasquatch on her
by Barkleyman05 December 21, 2015
It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<
or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<
or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<
by Thespookynocturnal July 04, 2018
london hymas is an awesome girl! she is an actual icon and is always the first to do dumb stuff. this is a girl who whole heartedly believes in the Avril Lavigne conspirousy theaory. she is at the center of a lot of drama and she doesn’t know what half of it is. mostly friend drama. she is an amazing therapist.
by lynnyloohoo December 25, 2018
The first writing definition of the name London was not all that. The writing was short and so bland, like blank piece of paper. I’m not good at writing nor my grammar, but I will tell a somewhat definition of my London. She’s sweet, awesome, kind at times to certain people. She jokes a lot and doesn’t really care if she’s loses a friend, which is kind of strange. She’s the person who’s fun to joke with, her dark humor is a little over board but shes amazing. She’s not so good at hearing people out when they’re venting or expressing their feeling but, that’s ok. I like her the way she is. I know this isn’t really a definition but, if you ever find a London keep her 😆 she’s gonna need you, and you’re gonna need her.
L: what’s yellow and cat swim?
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
M: I don’t know?
L: An bus full of children
M: London (The name) that’s so dark.. 💀
by Mariscool November 27, 2021
by Ta2Demon June 03, 2019