Last Midiot

An idiot who leaves everything for the last minute.
Henry is such a last midiot, he did nothing for 3 months and now he complains.
by E. to the B. January 27, 2012
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Last Yesterday

Person 1: "Bro, when was that orgy?"
Person 2: "aww, you missed it last yesterday"
person 1: "sh%#t"
by Psychicsaucer0 September 20, 2021
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safety lasting

The act of hanging from the hands of a large clock, often high up on the side of a building.
Every time I see a clock tower, I feel like Safety Lasting.
by kinura December 06, 2007
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last jedi

To lead a person (or people) to believe one thing will occur when in fact the opposite is what is intended to happen.
"if you don't like her you gotta tell her, you're last jediing her"
by my_pseudonymis-cwb October 17, 2019
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Last Dinosaur

Noun

A partial misnomer(it doesn't specifically need to be the final one), this can refer to anything which is exuberant, related to something old, and utterly incredible.
That war vet was kickass, he fought off four or five guys who were making him pissed off. He's a last dinosaur.
by Tomasz P S September 10, 2006
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Last Licks

the time when on a birthday or anneversary that you lick your partner in the genital region for the number of years that the day signifies,

"last licks" is acheived when an orgasm is reached on the final lick.
on my 26th birthday me and my girl/guy finally got "Last Licks"
by Konoku Kistune February 14, 2010
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Last call

Hitting the girl you are with in the back of the head with the butt end of one of the Buck Hunter guns at a bar, knocking her out.
"When was the last time you had sex?"

"Does me last calling that chick last night count..."

"No."

"Then I don't know, haha."
by CMuscle July 10, 2009
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