dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

Krustaceon

When a girl friend's underwear become krusted with sweet love nectar from doing strenuous amounts of pilates.

A nickname for a dirty slut who doesn't cleanse her vaginal area nearly as often as she should.

What's the large clump in your underwear? Oh, it's just a Krustaceon!

Krustaceon was too busy lifting her legs high in the air while doing pilates to bother to rinse out her snatch.

by Ayeisha Muhammad August 9, 2008

Krusty Boyle

Krusty Boyle is simply a massive disgusting infected boyle that oozes puss and drips like creampie. The word Krusty Boyle originates from a Canadian name, Kristy.

K.D has a krusty boyle !

by Stanly and Andu January 21, 2009

kruster

An immoral, disgusting, or revolting person typically made fun of for their ways.
Can also mean a whore or hoe

"Dude that hobo is such a kruster."
"I know, let's walk on the other side of the street."

by Boobieface June 30, 2009

Krusty shower

Peeing in someone's butt and have them shit it back on you.

Chas pissed in hillary's butt in return she gave him a krusty shower.

by 3rdLunchbox October 12, 2016

Krusty Dog

when you jerk off and forget to wash up after, leaving a thick layer a spunk on your junk which then solidifies to form a hard crusty outer layer of dried cum.

Bro, last night I fucked this bitch and woke up with the worst krusty dog of my life mane!

by lil' Kim Probable October 15, 2016

Kristasatryan

A person who doesn't know how great she is. Usually lives in a rich part of a city: newyork, Alexandria, mclean... Around the age of 10-15. easily makes and loses friends. May look happy on the outside but can be a dark hole on the inside. Very smart and is very advanced in academics. Everyone knows who she is. Plays sports and is muscular.

Wow who is that person!
Thats Kristasatryan

by China gurl July 13, 2017