kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.

A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine

by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010

kitty chowder

vaginal fluids

Your hands are covered in kitty chowder.

by Deanna December 4, 2003

Ninja Kitty

a feline that also has 1337 |\|1|\|j4 5|<1|_|_Z.
will often leap from the shadows to play with string

Piro: that cats insane at 4AM, and you cant see it coming when he scratches your ass up.
Largo: Thats because its a |\|1|\|j4 |<177`/(ninja kitty)
Piro:....shut up Largo....

...megatokyo rules....

by Jimmy Kline July 24, 2008

Kitty tickler

A mans mustache that tickles a womans vagina during oral sex

OH HONEY! You have such a great kitty tickler!!!

by Whitekong5 May 29, 2010

food kitty

essentially the Food Lion.

me and cooter are going to the food kitty to get something to eat.

by party cub December 7, 2009

Kitty Bomb

The act of throwing a mad cat at someone.

I kitty bombed my masturbating roommate.

by Zach Attack November 21, 2005

Kitty Party

A kitty party is a get together of, usually, housewives ,where the party is held in one lady's house or in hotel,(if house is not convenient) every month. One lady collects money from all members who intend to attend the party or One person throw the party in turns. Food is arranged by the hostess,a few games,gossiping, tambola.....it is actually a way of time pass and saving and sense of belonging to a group.

We are having Kitty Party at Mrs. Sharma's residence

by Amlas November 22, 2010