key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

key krack

shit on some boys keyboard and than squish it into the keys

I just did a key krack on lewis!

by ozmosis25 March 11, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018

key jangler

a person who likes to jerk your chain, or in this case, your keys

That guy Lincoln sure is a key jangler.

by the kidd ego August 16, 2018

key’yara

Ew I saw key’yara today and she smelt like bootyholeeee hahaha but I heard she’s like really nice and super freakin funny and BEAUTIFULLLL but sadly is bad at Fortnitttte

Ew it’s key’yara~ryleigh

by Ryleigh 🐮 October 29, 2018

Key Lime

A man so gay that when he says a word he vomits and shits a rainbow that destroys the earth.

Hey Jerry!
Hey Dave did you hear that Spencer is a Key Lime!

by Arthritis gave me Hepatitus November 8, 2018