Kevin

Extremely kind, caring, loving man. Absolutley the sexiest thing that walks this planet! Sometimes can at first appear to be a little shy, although after sctratching at the surface you'l soon realise he doesn't shut up! If you encounter a kevin, grab with both hands and don't let go!!!!! a Kevin is without a doubt the best boyfriend/dad ect.. youl ever find. The only down side to a kevin is they usualy have an extemely ugly phycotic ex girlfriend, who when you see her, makes yo want to burn your eyes out. but the positives by far out weigh that one thing.

Bella: WOW! look at him Donna!!

Donna: Mmm.. Hes a right Kevin!

Bella: For sure, hes well buff..

by TrueLOVE..K&D.4ever.and.always February 5, 2010

kevin

a huge loser

wow what a kevin

by kevin's momma August 13, 2016

Kevin

A person with red hair also known as a ginger. He might also work at a verizon wireless store.

Kevin's have souls

by Kevin's papi February 7, 2014

kevinism

Kevinism is a lifestyle designed by Kevin in the late 20th century. Thousands have caught on to this brilliantly amazing way of living and are now stabbing people by the 10's.

I will drown you in a hot pot of coffe while stabbing you in the foot and eating pizza.

by Kevin duh you retard December 7, 2004

Kevin

A Ching Chong nibba who is the reason you can't find your dog. If you ask him anything he will usually respond with asking if you juul. Him and his sidekick John are always the reason your class gets punished with a whip.

Kevin and John are both gay

Agreed

by Thatguy447 December 3, 2018

Kevin

The male equivalent of Karen. Has custody of his kids, very conservative, wears glasses, has a confederate flag cap, totally has a beard, KiDs ThEsE dAyS vibes, would also want to speak with your manager.
Kevin is the guy who has to talk so loud you can hear from the other side of a Texas Roadhouse. He also tries to get flirty with the waitresses despite his entire family sitting there with him. He watches football religiously.

Kids these days! I shall speak the manager to handle them! - Kevin

by Saki See September 1, 2019

Kevin

A kid that passes gas during lectures and sex. Hits on several girls and is obsessed with his bike, will kill for his bike.

Kevin: *farts*
Hilary: OH THATS DISGUSTING *runs away*

by Marcos Mayes July 16, 2016