"kangaroo? "
"Bangchan!"
Or
"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."
"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."
"Bangchan!"
Or
"Wow, Chan jumped really high onto that stage platform.."
"Yeah, he's a kangaroo from Australia."
by ThatIdiotAsh August 22, 2023

When a creepy dude comes up behind you scaring the living daylights out of you. He may stroke you from behind, maybe accidentally on purpose and then say oh I'm sorry my paw slipped.
When you tell your friend or sister to help! Thad dude is a creeping kangaroo. A creepin kangaroo male stroking a female kangaroo"s tail at the zoo.
by Madame Breaux psychic October 12, 2020

"Hey dude i really feel like a kangaroo scrotum how about you"
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof
"Yeah i'm having them tonight lmao öof
by yeetster 9035 September 11, 2018

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019

by Just a normal young guy September 19, 2019

insert the most disguisting, depraved and physically impossible sex act ever imagined by mankind here
by sergonus April 17, 2024

by michaelscofieldswife March 21, 2024
