ken kaniff 

apparently he's from conneticut, and somewhat closet homosexual. Eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an album titled 'the ken kaniff show', but details are sketchy.

'this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna' lure your kids, into bed with him'
'guess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back...'
'you want me to lick your ass, *eminem*?'

ken kaniff by me old fruity June 11, 2006

Ken Fixed 

Something that has been fixed badly or done with a soldering iron..

Honest Customer: "Hey Ken can you fix my bass?, Ken: "Ermmm ummm I'll have a go", HC: "Cheers", Ken: "Yeah I'll have a go" ..... Ken: "Yeah i'll just solder it"

While later
Honest Customer: "He just goes on and on and on..", Honest Customer 2: "I know, Did he offer to solder it?", HC: "Yep..", HC2: "Poor you.."

Or
"Ahhh Fuck! My bass has been Ken Fixed!"

Ken Fixed by JonnyBass April 20, 2008

ken disease 

a disease from guy to guy that makes them start fucking with "easy girls" like "barbies" which are females that boys just wanna play with and throw away 😊

" Damn b , Demarco was coo but then he caught the ken disease."

ken disease by daaaaaddy September 19, 2016

ken hard 

Possessing the strength of a million gods. Or just being a really tough dude.

"That Vinnie Jones is ken hard!"

ken hard by Catmandoodles September 2, 2016

Ken boy

A man that literally looks like a Ken doll

@Manurios is such a Ken boy 😍

You tryna be a Ken boy or something for the dance?

Yo cosmetologist, make me a Ken boy.

Ken boy by shesacelebrity December 14, 2017

Ken doll arms 

The inability to fully extend one's arms after a strenuous amount of exercise focused on the muscles of the arms.

I did so many curls that I now have Ken doll arms.

I'd shake your hand, but my Ken doll arms don't go that way.

Ken doll arms by Ordinary Lou July 26, 2018

Ken Slater 

The realest nigga in the universe he is also a ladies man

Guy 1:Yo you saw Ken Slater last night?
Guy 2:Yeah he fucked my girl’s whole family

Ken Slater by therealestdudeeverinhistory April 30, 2019