Jordan

Another name for a creepo stalker

Dude, don't pull a JORDAN on me!

by Mianna January 9, 2012

Jordan

A country in the middle east often mistaken for a name, shoe brand, or a famous basketball player.

-Dude where are you from?
-Jordan
-How can you be from a shoe brand?
-smh

by Nine-Tail January 5, 2015

Jordan

An annoying fat bastard

Ugh! It's Jordan

by Fattyvapes47 April 25, 2019

Jordan

A super kind man very handsome, girl magnet blond hair eyes to attract girls from anywhere

Man his eyes are so beautiful he must be a Jordan!~

by Jumican December 11, 2016

Jordan

A stupid idiot that does not care about anything

Hey , why is he so stupid
He is a Jordan!That's why

by Iamawesomekaav October 2, 2016

Jordan

A fat kid who is obsessed with the joker and is a gamer. Frequently says "We Live a society, laugh you guys. come on". Also has a lizard fetish

That Jordan kid is really annoying.

by fuck jordan 1979 February 27, 2020

Jordan

Jordans are very funny but they have the smallest dick ever. A girl like him but then they see this lil shrimp and they can't even suck it. Plus they suck at having sex its the worse sex a girl could ever had. They are so fucking stupid it's not even funny.

Sarah:You know Jordan right

Jenny:Yea your boyfriend

Sarah:Last night we were going to have sex for the first time and he had the smallest dick I have ever seen it was like my little brothers dick and he was just born last week
Jenny:Damn that sucks

by Chocolate girl November 2, 2019