Jordan

A man of class. A brother in christ. A man that runs after a dog shirtless. He lets his girl put a fruit roll up on it. Sometimes, he might forget to stroke after he pees.

Stefan: Bro why does your Econ class smell so bad?
Gillian: Jordan.

by fordgedodgeandchevy May 15, 2023

Jordan

no bitchees

"martin said Jordan got no bitches"

by NoBitches™ February 6, 2022

Jordan

Jordan: name is unisex but more given to males and females.

Jordan is super cool and sweet. Is there when you need them and isn't afraid to say the truth. Jordan can be a badboy sometimes, but trust me they can be there for you.

Person 1: yo you see that dude over there!

Person 2: yeah! Thats jordan!

by Sticky Keys March 31, 2019

Jordan

A Jordan is a very honest guy he will talk his mind and is one of the realist out there, If you find one consider your self lucky, don't let him go if you have him because he wont look back

Jordan will always be by your side, just don't push him away

by Jorge the curious August 30, 2017

Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

🇯🇴 It's a country not a name

I went to 🇯🇴 Jordan

by Bob3478483837 April 22, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is a very extra girl. She is thinks she's ugly ,but she's really not. She'll laugh at almost anything. Don't forget just about everything scares her. She's sweet and kind in her own way. She might seem mean and cold hearted ,but just get to know her she'll warm your heart. She won't fall for everyone so if she falls for you cherish the moments you have with her. If you break her heart it is most likely her friends will have to have a talk with you. So if you ever find a Jordan don't give up any precious time you have with her.

Boy1: "Hey she isn't so cold hearted after all. She really is a true Jordan."
Girl2:" Wow, she actually likes this dude. It's sad she really can't like him because he used to date her best friend. We'll just have to cheer her up."

by Jordan's fallen for J. February 27, 2019