joey

condom

New Zealand slang. (Background info:) Used by people substituting word condom for joey

Source: Myself, others, it's mentioned in Kiwiana books, it's official and this definition needs to get into this site. 3rd submission attempt now?

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by billbill112 June 8, 2016

joey

noun, the male equivalent of camel toe. Originates from the term for a baby kangaroo, a marsupial, that rides in a pouch, akin to the pouch formed by the cock and balls in sweat pants, gym shorts, and/or pajamas.

"Fool, put on some new pants or else you will show Moelinda your joey."
"My joey grows only for your camel toe."
"The gym today was a joey buffet."

by Nat C. December 21, 2007

joey

a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns

"your maid is such a joey"
"dont talk to him, he's a joey"
"you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"

by Joey's boyfriend December 22, 2006

Joeying

joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication

Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!

by cosbylover69 September 14, 2020

joey

man boobs...of course aptly named so because an ex member of a very popular sitcom had a considerable pair.

person one : 'wow man, I havent had any pussy in 1 year! what do you think is wrong?'

person two : 'erm its pretty simple dude, you have an epic pair of joey's'

by the man with the golden bun April 21, 2008

joey

a cool rocker with cool hair that can't stand white boys that rap.

Bob- Yo Joey! I just got the new 50 cent album! It's gangsta!

Joey- Wow, you have got to be kidding me. I think you forgot that your a white boy, Bob.

by D.Athentoino December 14, 2008

joey

To jerk off; beat off; masturbate.

"Power's not coming out tonight."
"He's probably joeying."

by Basic Knowledge April 18, 2008