kieran jenkins

a large ball of fuzz often found near vending machines and pool tables with no measurable volume.

mind your step when taking your shot, there's a kieran jenkins in the way.

OI fuzzball, get out the way.

by wooftastic February 4, 2010

jenling

A word used to describe humans who own a minimum of 3 houses and 3 cars. Since 1996, many rich parents have name heir "Jenling" in hopes that they will grow up being bimbotic and tanned. This word can also be used to describe people who have a fetish for Four Fingers Crispy Chicken.

Can you don't be as retarded as Jenling?
You eat so much Four Fingers you're like a Jenling.

by Runflygrabland June 19, 2014

jerking the chain

Casually jerking off.

"Yo, I walked in on your lil bro with his hand down his pants.."
"No problem dude, he was just jerking the chain"

by Jsmacky August 8, 2017

Janking off

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.

Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off

by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

jenkin off

a nickname for your friend if his last name is jenkins

what’s up jenkin off

by fronite best game April 20, 2020

Jerking off

The way that single dad males give themselves pleasure

Person 1: Did you hear him jerking off in his room last night?
Person 2: yea it was disgusting, he needs to get a girlfriend

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

jerking off a whole assing horse

u take the pp of horse and suck it.

jerking off a whole assing horse is fun. i do it in my spare time.

by unteched March 20, 2021