jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016

jello

Jelly ankles

Simon got jelly ankles like jello

by angelgoingtoheavenfromearth June 14, 2018

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023

jello rapist

a person who sticks their penis in a bowl of jello and moves it around really quickly causing an erection and eventually having jello in the head (tip). This can only occur on the day before Halloween (cabbage night) or Christmas Eve.

Damn Jimmy, you sure were a jello rapist when you were drunk last night.

by ungukhh December 25, 2013

an jello

an jello also known as angelo is a person that sometimes speaks in the gc

an jello florex 34

by Brocktron May 23, 2024

jello

freak

chappy to jello ur a freak bruv

by cesar is a cunt August 15, 2022

like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.

John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.

by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018