by shwarmaster April 22, 2014
Get the jello mamamug. by ChainsawJackson December 21, 2021
Get the Jello Shotmug. A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.
"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."
by lildickmuffin May 29, 2016
Get the jello fishmug. by toucemouse13 August 22, 2025
Get the Jello Shartmug. 
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
Get the like trying to nail jello to a catmug. The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!
Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.
by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021
Get the Green Jello with Hot Dogsmug.