Jared Goof

Deragatory name for Los Angeles Rams’ quarterback Jared Goff, used whenever he has a bad game, such as Super Bowl LIII when he failed to score a touchdown the entire night.

God damn, Jared Goof is a fucking moron. He can’t read a defense for shit and he is just a puppet of Sean McVay.

by Pyrple October 21, 2019

Jared Manning

A man who dickrides everyone and is smooth with the ladies.

Man that dude is being such a Jared Manning to Noah Walsh.

by Jacob R. Barnett October 30, 2018

Jared Wood

Bandwagoner to every team that wins the championship

Ryan- I just saw Jared Wood in his new Bryce Harper jersey!
Caitlyn- Really! He just bought a Manny Maxhado jersey yesterday!

by Sarah Graysun :) March 7, 2019

jared spurgeon

an actual goat

"Did you guys see Jared Spurgeon? Yeah man, such a goat!"

by cstew7 October 17, 2017

pull a jared

Saying you're going to do one thing, but go to jail instead.

Don't pull a Jared.

by #momproblems August 23, 2015

Jared Kusnitz

Young actor best known for his portrayal of Jimmy in Dance of the Dead, as well as Henry on ABC's cancelled series Surviving Suburbia.

Jimmy: You guys... we're in a funeral home.

Jared Kusnitz is a good actor.

by Đăķåņą September 29, 2009

jared glen

A guy who has a big heart and can be very clingy. He has a great smile and amazing smile. He is caring and always willing to loosen up but can also be serious when he needs to. He has a great body and can give you what ever is requested wether it’s sexual or not he’s the perfect guy for you.

Oh Jared Glen you are the Perfect guy

by Jeraco2002 April 19, 2018