JAPANESE TORPEDO

When you start at a position of sitting on a dresser and a female is laying on their back or front on a bed and the male hops off the dresser and attempts to penetrate the female.

Shelly: what are you doing on that dresser?
Jim: PREPARE FOR THE JAPANESE TORPEDO!!

by BITW HYPERRR May 27, 2017

japanese words

the best language in the whole world like do you wanna see my opai

senpai: lemme see them opai
me: omg yesss ofc i love japanese words

by daddysenpai299 March 29, 2021

Japanese Nutella

When you finger a Japanese ass and proceed to suck on said finger for the rest of the week.

- Man, I hear you got with Miyuki last night.

- Yeah, things got dirty...
- Did you get your supply of Japanese Nutella for the week?

by mohawkd123 November 29, 2016

Japanese aftertaste

The act of shitting in someone mouth

I gave this girl a japanese aftertaste

by WorthlessPieceOfCake October 11, 2016

the japanese eggplant

When a female Japanese midget pegs you from behind (bonus points if in Beijing)

Steve: Bro, have you ever tried the Japanese eggplant?
Bill: yeah my girlfriend, Mulan Po, took me to china town last summer. I nutted like Hiroshima.

by beaniebabiedaddies October 12, 2020

japanese missionary

Having sex in the missionary position whilst dive bombing a plane, kamikaze style

I gave that bitch the Japanese missionary on Pearl Harbor Day, it went up in flames

by flaccid_fuddrucker December 03, 2013

japanese laundry

the dropping of a used condom on a partners clothes leaving splooge after fornicating

As kevin walked out of the dorm room, he left some japanese laundry for that hoe to clean up. Yahtzee!

by Kevin Mas October 13, 2006