The Jacob

A individual of who claims to drive awesome trucks at a very young age and has the dick game of a prom night virgin.

After putting out extremely weak dick game, she accused him of pulling The Jacob.

by F4ll3n1 June 18, 2021

Jacob

Dick balls blue waffles death depression cock more death and sex with an Oliver all at the same time

Man I hate Jacob it’s such a bad disease

by Animegirl69 July 18, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is that one really sus friend who can do and will do anything as long as you say ur mad sus

Random guy: can we invite Jacob Other guy: no hes mad sus

by eRaZelo April 29, 2020

jacob

fat, small dick, temper, harmless

jacob is a pussy

by anonymous January 17, 2022

jacob

mattress boy

wow! there goes jacob the mattress boy! wonder when he’ll get a bed fame?

by jesusmercado52 February 27, 2020

jacob

A cool guy thats really chill to hang around with he HATES MARKS and loves himself hes really cocky and gives no shits but is terrible at come backs.

"Mark is gay"~jacob

by lil_Squimy lil three June 4, 2018

Jacob

He’s the type of person to think he’s the best. And utterly fail at proving it.

Person 1: why is he on the floor?
Person 2: he said he could climb a tree faster than me
Person 1: aren’t you the best climber in the world
Person 2: yes
Jacob (from the floor) : NOT MUCH LONGER!!

by He likes bees February 18, 2020