Juicy Ramen

1. Thick Asian ass

2. Can slurp it real nice
3. Can slap it and jiggle ALOT

4. And is only for Shordy's

Shordy can I hit dat juicy ramen

by Yeurrrrr December 2, 2017

juicy pooper

A ginormous, voluptuous, FAT ass

Dayum did you see Beyonce? She's got one juicy pooper!

by absurdwordnerd February 24, 2018

Juicy Dutchman

When you attempt to give a Dutch Oven to your significant other, but instead of farting you accidentally shit yourself.

I tried to Dutch Oven my girlfriend last night, but it ended up being a Juicy Dutchman.

by Sconnie Brock March 16, 2017

The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016

Juicy Kunneman

When a gay, male orgy is happening, one man's rectum is filled with an entire container of lubricant. This man is designated the "Hank." The "Juicy Kunneman" itself consists of every other man at the orgy using the aforementioned "Hank's" rectum to dip their penises in before they have sex with one another. It is named for author and televangelist Hank Kunneman who has become an ironic gay icon.

So, who's Hanking for the Juicy Kunneman at Tristan's party?

by HankYouVeryMuch December 27, 2022

Juicy Bagel

A bagel that you stick your dick in and fuck it, like a jelly filled doughnut, and then feed it to your loved ones.

Anyone want a taste of this Juicy Bagel?

I gave my step brother my Juicy Bagel last night

by Thelasthayoullsee July 20, 2023

Jindong Juicy

A regulation hand job but when finishing, the seamen is frozen and served to a family member as a refreshing snack

Hey, look at Sarah over there sucking on my Jindong Juicy

by J sizzle September 7, 2023