Jesse Christ

The alternative to Jesus Christ. If Jesus was here now, his name would most likely be Jesse. Why? Because mainly the Mexican community uses the name Jesus. Pronounced (Hey-Zues).

Josh: Whoa! did you see Jesse?
Eric: Who?
Josh: You know, Jesse Christ.. >.>
Eric: Oh Ya!!

by iLOLatFAILS April 21, 2009

Jesse Cannon

Music producer, audio engineer, drum editing magician. Emo.

Madison. Race The Sun. Tiger Mountain. The Cure. Limp Bizkit.

by Verve June 25, 2005

Jesscar

Jesscar is an awesome girl who is annoyingly bright and a bit nerdly but somehow manages to be super cool.
(Can be a nickname for Jessica)

Is that girl a Jessie?

No you retard, she's a Jesscar!

by PinkPopGirl 16943 May 2, 2011

Jesseized

To fall madly in love with a sexy burrito

"Girl, look at yo face. you have been jesseized by that boy ova there."

by Bree Bree G December 16, 2011

Jesse Chips

Slang for Jesus Christ

John-"Hey you wanna go to church in the morning?"

James- "What are you, fucking nuts? I love Jesse Chips but I'm not going to church."

by ShaneWood January 9, 2012

Jessandeering

Verb - To get in the way of a coworker who is perfectly capable of handling a task singlehandedly and taking over the task as your own for no apparent reason

I was sweeping the floor, I was nearly done, I had all the dust in a pile, and Bart came over and started jessandeering the pile with a broom he had sprinted to get seconds earlier.

by BigRichard42069 October 3, 2017

Jessamilllia

The best friend group you will ever meet! They are loving, caring and AMAZBALLS! They will do anything for each other. They share their secrets and respect each other for who they are. JASMINE, ERICA, SARA, MILL, LIA AND AVA = JESSAMILLLIA

Teacher 1: Have you met the people in JESSAMILLLIA, they are the best!!

by JESSAMILLLIA June 11, 2018