bruise wednesday

not disimilar (I imagine), to kill tuesday but ends at 8am after falling down some stairs, with scuffed elbows for all concerned and means coming up with explainations that said scuffs are not carpet burns. the preceding evening usually starts with wearing clothes of the opposite gender.

there's no way I can make it to the orchid convention tomorrow 'cause it looks like tonights gonna be bruise wednesday.

by dave frank February 14, 2004

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Welcome Wednesday

The four lamest short stack try hards who can't sing. They're parents are loaded that where all the orange amps come from. Redbull just liked them cause they generic as fuck. Hello Sony. Sell outs at 17.

Love Sarah. Xomarrrrfuckinoxx

Hey dude, I totally just tugged one off to a Welcome Wednesday song.

by Charliesheeeeened June 24, 2011

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Whiteout Wednesday

A day every week in which White supremacists all around the world get to celebrate their beliefs by posting a white sqaure on social media.

tom: hey bob look what shakira just posted on her story
bob: why she posting a black square for?
everyone knows its whiteout wednesday!

by Racist AF July 25, 2021

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Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

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Woo Back Wednesday

Woo Back Wednesday is a day to recognize the goat, Pop Smoke. It takes place every Wednesday and you must celebrate his life on this day. WOO BACK BABY. RIP POP

Person 1: Why are you only listening to pop smoke today?
Person 2: CUZ ITS WOO BACK WEDNESDAY TODAYYYYYY

by #1_Brampton_Yute May 13, 2020

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