Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

by Taenun August 12, 2022

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Selfish-Instagraming

When your friend/girlfriend/boyfriend edits an Instagram picture to make themselves look good and doesn’t care how the second person in the picture looks.

“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such

selfish-instagraming?”

by Tompikapp January 28, 2019

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instagram 6

Someone who looks vaguely dateable on Instagram but looks like a total minger in real life

Friend: Yo I'm dating Abby!

Me: Ew, she's kind of an instagram 6, I advise you not to

by the way, i saw you read this August 14, 2017

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instagram

The unit of weight for a hipster.

That bearded fellow in the flannel with the expensive coffee weighs precisely 1 instagram.

by niklj November 20, 2020

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It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.

I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.

by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024

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