I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit
by Light Guardian September 30, 2018
by Taenun August 12, 2022
Brendon Urie’s first video uploaded to instagram. He is in a state where his upper body is unclothed, or rather, shirtless, therefore the jam is a shirtless jam.
Brendon Urie: “This is my first video on Instagram! I’m not wearing a shirt, it’s a shirtless jam, oh yeaaaahhhh…OOH!”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025
An instagram format in which posts are in the order in which the user would want to see them, and not in chronological order.
Bob likes a post from five days ago. The girl who made the post asked Bob, "Why did you like my post from five days ago?" Bob said,"It's the goddamn Instagram algorithm, that's why!"
by Silent Jerry November 26, 2017
It’s a face with certain features, often seen on instagram and been achieved by facial surgery and other cosmetic work. Button nose, big lips, defined brows, alien-like eyes, sculpted cheeks and jawline. It’s a face you won’t ever see in real life, since it either needs editing to some extent or heavy makeup. If you’d line up selfies with these faces it’d be nearly impossible to know if it’s the same person or not.
I don’t know, I want to look pretty, but I feel like getting an instagram face would also fuck with my self-identify.
by Xxxlovley February 14, 2024
A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.
After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
by ProbablyAHacher June 25, 2020
A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021