morning marble

The female equivalent of morning wood. When a woman wakes up horny and with an erect clitoris.

Friend 1: The GF woke me up today by straddling my face.

Friend 2: She must have had a bad case of morning marble

by alfalfa31 March 22, 2016

morning growler

The long loud fart that older guys have first thing in the morning

At first I thought a bear was in my parents room. It turned to be just dads morning growler.

by robo dad June 11, 2018

morning pizza

Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch

Can 4 pizzas do we can have spare morning pizza

by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019

morning maple

When you wake up in the morning drenched cum but don’t remember anything

Ya I woke up today with a morning maple

by shovel breaker May 27, 2019

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!

by Chronic17 March 7, 2018

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018