a condition marked by a heightened preparedness for battle, accompanied by the complete certainty that women are helpless, simple creatures who require constant saving. It comes in handy in a wide range of situations, such as fights with dragons, high-speed car chases and DVR programming.
I went into Man Mode after my wife tried to light a fire in the fireplace without opening the damper.
by h3nry February 6, 2008
Get the Man Modemug. When your playing a first-person shooter game and your high on weed, so by the time you think about shooting other players, your already dead.
by SuperSingleton December 23, 2009
Get the Burnt Modemug. When a person becomes so intoxicated that they put their arms around the people on either side of them to maintain balance as they slowly pass out and end up looking like a scarecrow.
Man J.C. was so wasted last night he slipped into scarecrow mode by 12:30 and they had to airlift his bitchass out to his house.
by Luchesi Bonaviagi July 7, 2011
Get the Scarecrow Modemug. 1. Superhuman state of being, in which animal instinct takes over mind and body.
2. From the popular Sega arcade game, Altered Beast, in which the game hero transforms into various beasts with exceptional abilities.
3. Marshawn Lynch touchdown, Seahawks vs. Saints 2011
2. From the popular Sega arcade game, Altered Beast, in which the game hero transforms into various beasts with exceptional abilities.
3. Marshawn Lynch touchdown, Seahawks vs. Saints 2011
by ItsFuckingMe January 16, 2011
Get the Beast Modemug. why am i blind??!?!?!
by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 3, 2022
Get the light modemug. An intense level of masturbation requiring a tremendous amount of concentration and determination. NEVER disturb someone who is in beat mode, for this can be extremely dangerous.
Don't mess with me when i'm in beat mode.... I may enter beast mode and go Marshawn Lynch on your ass.
by blake kubota April 23, 2011
Get the beat modemug. An excuse for just about anything, basically means "I can do it, but not now".
Ideally to be in recovery mode means that one can't perform an action because they have already done it recently and are still "recovering" from it. Thought to be derived from the term people sometimes use to describe their state after an intense workout when they are supposedly weaker from straining themselves and can justify dismissing a challenge. Because "recovery mode" allows someone to excuse themselves from doing something and make it seem like this was because they do it so much, it is often used by egotistical smartasses and cocky jocks. However it can also be used in a completely irrelevant way, often to great comedic effect.
Ideally to be in recovery mode means that one can't perform an action because they have already done it recently and are still "recovering" from it. Thought to be derived from the term people sometimes use to describe their state after an intense workout when they are supposedly weaker from straining themselves and can justify dismissing a challenge. Because "recovery mode" allows someone to excuse themselves from doing something and make it seem like this was because they do it so much, it is often used by egotistical smartasses and cocky jocks. However it can also be used in a completely irrelevant way, often to great comedic effect.
EXAMPLE 1:
guy1: "...no way you go to the gym. Look at you, so pinner!"
guy2: "If you think you're so strong, why don't we arm wrestle right now!"
guy1: "Nah, I'm in recovery mode"
guy2: "Sure, ever since the last time when I won!"
EXAMPLE 2:
teacher: "Marco, why was your essay incomplete?"
student: "I was in recovery mode"
teacher: "oh..."
guy1: "...no way you go to the gym. Look at you, so pinner!"
guy2: "If you think you're so strong, why don't we arm wrestle right now!"
guy1: "Nah, I'm in recovery mode"
guy2: "Sure, ever since the last time when I won!"
EXAMPLE 2:
teacher: "Marco, why was your essay incomplete?"
student: "I was in recovery mode"
teacher: "oh..."
by akasun2012 February 28, 2012
Get the recovery modemug.