Midnight Fog

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

by Mike June 05, 2004

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black-fog

-intransitive verb

To leave a party or other social gathering without being detected. Usually the other participants do not realize the departure until some time later. black-fogs, black-fogging, black-fogged

Origin: "black fog", something never seen

-"Hey, where's Bill?"
-"I dunno... what, did he leave?"
-"Looks like he black-fogged!"

"Brian got caught last night trying to black-fog. He's usually really good at it, but Carrie saw him walking to his car."

by manniskovarde February 16, 2009

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The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

by mikeness August 09, 2007

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boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

by johann1965 July 01, 2010

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Fog Bog

Originally from the word Fog, which is the English pronunciation of Fag, Fog is a more polite way to call someone a Fag without sounding crude. No matter what a Brit says, it always comes out sounding much nicer.

The word Bog has been added because it gives the word a verbal twist, and it is added in more friendly social settings.

"Who does that Fog think he is doing stealing my seat!?"
"This room is getting a little Foggy"
"Whats up Fog Bog! How was your weekend?"

by FogMaster March 04, 2009

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