ipoo

New nappies from Apple, come in variety of colours.

guy1:EW, look at that disgusting apple baby taking a shit in it's iPoo.

by Kinky Pinky September 13, 2005

ipod

An overpriced mp3 player marketed by Apple that has a crappy battery and is marketed profusely on the Internet and TV. Ipods are commonly bought by ignorant people who fail to see the advantages of buying lower priced, higher quality alternatives that have better audio quality and battery life.

I just spent $300 on a new ipod because the TV told me to.

by Patrick May 7, 2005

ipod

Hard drive mp3 player whose only pro is it's esthetic design. However, feature and accessory wise, it lacks. Other hard drive mp3 players such as the Iriver "H" series drive it to the ground, with features such as video playback, fm radio, digital recording via a built in mic etc.

OMG is that a new ipod?

errr... no this is an Iriver H320 which pisses all over the ipod.

by Mr.river May 13, 2005

ipod nano

The newest, smallest, and sleekest of Apples line of iPods. Thinner than a pencil, still has a full color display and is available in 2 or 4 GB models. Is available in both black and white.
The key is that is uses a flash memory drive instead of a hard drive, for increased battery life.
For only $200, it renders pretty much all other music players obsolete.

"Wow, the new ipod nano i just got is amazing... i wonder what apple will come out with next."

"I just threw away my dell jukebox to get an ipod nano, and wow it is so much better...."

by Rush8192 September 26, 2005

Stinky iPod

Massaging the anus in a circular motion with the thumb, not unlike using an iPod touchpad/wheel.

"I thought he was shy until he gave me the ol stinky iPod. It was great."

by nothalo August 28, 2005

ipod

Trendy overpriced p.o.s. that can't even do gapless output or vorbis. Not for people who like music. Less expensive players have more features and sound better.

Watch me demonstrate defenestration with this ipod-using poser!

by pseudonyme July 10, 2004

iPodfukt

What occurs when your Ipod stops working for no apparent reason when you need it, esp. when you are on a plane, train, etc. with crying babies.

Brown was on the train, babies were crying and his iPod quit, he was iPodfukt.

by jim lyons January 3, 2009