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Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!

Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
Stop bullying the Muslim by protecting your boss at Instagram!
by Taenun August 12, 2022
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Instagram Reel Scholar

Someone who thinks a 12-second Instagram Reel is the same as a PhD. Gives unsolicited life advice based entirely on vibe-based pseudoscience and captions like “READ THAT AGAIN.” Least qualified person in the room, most confident voice in the group chat.
“He watched two Reels from a shirtless guy in a garage and now, as a full-fledged Instagram Reel Scholar, he’s lecturing me about ‘ancestral masculinity.’”
by Baumn December 11, 2025
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instagram heart

Something you can spam with your friends in a DM for hours
We spammed Instagram hearts all nigh in the DM.
by Xx_fire_xX July 24, 2016
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Instagram

A popular social media in which brain damaged millennials either live fake lives, or steal Reddit memes at least a month after being born. (There is a possibility of something different and good happening PewDiePie wedding, world record egg, etc).
SSSniperwolf is an INSTAGRAM influencer who photoshops every post she makes
by Sodium Chloride Bean Dip December 1, 2019
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instagram reels

Basically yt shorts and tiktok but WAY funnier
Instagram reels is the only place where I can see a family of 4 get crushed by 2 semi-trucks, have a kid who's legs were sawed off get bullied by 14 thousand white men, and watch the most down bad, horrendous thing to ever happen.
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instagram president

A president who goes politically inactive and turns to posting cool photos on his Instagram after their term, hoping to keep a very simple and positive perception.
After years of not helping the democratic party and standing on the sidelines, instagram president Obama has come back to endorse Joe Biden and stop Bernie Sanders from winning the nomination.
by ProbablyAHacher June 24, 2020
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Instagram model

A person who is really untalented moneymaker who profits off insecurity of young girls
Sally: I really wanna be like Instagram model!
Bob: don't shes toxic
by annbananyyy October 30, 2021
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