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What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her
Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…
by tanoshimou September 25, 2023
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I need to do wee wee

When a toddler needs to pee.
by xdr5t3evq3q October 7, 2023
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why do i have an onion

bro me and my mom are so confused like what’s up with this onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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i do plasma

When a person goes to a plasma center and donates their blood plasma. Donors usually get compensated ($30 to $100). Usually someone hurting for cash!
Fred: Why do you have a bandage on your arm?
Johnny: I do plasma bro.
by Itakespics November 14, 2020
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I Do Believe In You

They tried to catch us dancin' on the line
They say we took it way too far this time
They gave us no breaks here, but we made our own I swear
I do, I do believe in you, after all that we've been through
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), and everything that we do
We used to run with the dangerous crowd
Where the flame was hot and burning out
We knew we'd have to give, it hit us where we lived
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you)
After all that we've been through together
You took away my darkest nights (I do believe in you)
When no one else could see the light
Running blind day after day, some things never want to change, ooh
We knew we'd have to give, it hit us where we lived
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), can't you see
After all that we've been through
You took away my darkest nights (I do believe in you)
When no one else could see the light, yeah
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), and everything that we do
I do, I do believe in you (I do believe in you), and everything that we do
by WorseThanHitler November 4, 2020
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Do I want a bag

So you buy like... 2 weeks of shopping
You go to the checkout, And someone says "Do you want a bag"
DO I WANT A BAG?
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO
I AINT A GREEK GOD YOU KNOW WITH A MILLION FUCKING ARMS
I AINT AINT GONNA CARRY IT ON MY FUCKING BACK AM I.
OF COURSE I NEED A FUCKING BAG
CARRYING 2 PINTS OF MILK ON MY ARMS
2 FUCKING BAGS OF CRIPS
FUCKING 3 LAMB CHOPS
2 CHICKENS
3 BEEF
COURSE I NEED A BAG.
WHAT YOU THINK IM GONNA FUCKING DO? JUDGGLE THE CUNTS? I DONT THINK SO.
"Do I want a bag? Of Course I fucking do!"
by Zoe Flemming January 20, 2021
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They dont love you like i do.

something jaden wants to happen to him.
I dont care what they say, lets get one thing straight; they dont love you like i do. they dont love you like i do, they dont love you like i do.
by jadenwantsthat January 22, 2021
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