I just brushed my teeth

When a man is in the mood for foreplay and he wants to initiate oral sex from his girlfriend, wife, side chick, partner.

Federico: Babe I just brushed my teeth!

Panfila: Pull them pants down big boy and let me suck you off real nice tonight!

Federico: I love you!

by TatisJunior August 17, 2022

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012