hump hunt

can be used as a noun or verb.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.

(noun) Jessica and Juliette took off by themselves on a hump hunt.
(verb) When you hump hunt, take your own car or make sure you have a friend to pick you up.

by booty-call expert April 7, 2006

Hump'denDump relationship

Used to describe pointless relationships that start when it is expected to last for a short period of time. It assumes that a couple has only a physical relationship and proceeding it, will breakup hence " hump then dump". If said quickly enough the term sounds like "humptydumpty" (that egg that sat on the wall but shattered because he fell...)

"I can't believe Larlar and that foreign exchange student are dating?!"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."

"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"

by NhuWin May 26, 2010

Humpasaurus Rex

Your significant other with whom boom boom is made.

Hey my little Humpasaurus Rex, wanna go roll under the covers for a bit?

by frankyt June 10, 2010

Hummy cunts

A group of lads from wai col hostel who cannot be described with any word other than hummy

Jack Harley, Lochie Mcrae, Gus wakeling, Morgan Taylor and guy Percy are the biggest hummy cunts in the world but people such as Keegan Taplin are also very hummy

by Source unknown June 13, 2015

Email Hump

When you send an email to a group, and someone on the grouplist has to write back to the group and 'dominate'. They have to get the last word and come across as the most superior in the group. Like when a dog humps another dog to dominate it.

Look at that reply. Dwight email humps me every time I send instructions to the team. He's such an insecure ass!

by Sir Humped a Lot April 15, 2008

tree-humper

1. (noun); one who is attracted to trees in setead of people - also see natosexual
2. (adj); wanting to protect nature so much that they will go to all extremes to protect it
3. (vrb); tree-hump: to hump a tree, but more likely just as a joke.

1. "Hey look at that chick, she's hot."
"I dunno."
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Well you must be a tree-humper."

2. "I'm gonna pick that leaf off the tree."
"Hey, no! That's bad for the tree."
"It's only one leaf."
"But still! It could damage the tree in ways you couldn't possibly imagine!"
"Don't be a tree-humper."

3. "Hey guys. Look at this! I'm a tree-humper."
*humps tree*
"Hahaha! Very funny!"

by Kamikaze Watermelon December 17, 2008

Jack Hump

When sex passes its climax and both partners start to hump lazily as the male empties off his load in the vagina or the anus.

I hit her g-spot at the same time as ejaculation causing us to jack hump

by analmama June 27, 2009