by lysol nation February 9, 2010

The action of humping by two people while being fully clothed, or having underwear or even just sheets. Basically clothed sex......
And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
See getting nothing.
And by the way, if you think that you have done this and lost your virginity then your wrong.
See getting nothing.
*EXAMPLE*
Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with."
Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."
Timmy: "Dude, she's not hot enough to have REAL sex with."
Tommy: "Looks like you're going to have to dry hump her."
by Yeah, I run with scissors bitch! September 3, 2005

While drinking an uncomfortable ammount of Powerthirst (or any other energy beverage with a gratuidious ammount of energy), you may experiance hump-catting, also known as shooting a large jungle cat from your lower abdomen. You must scream at an obnoxious level while doing this.
It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.
It also can be used as hump-catted, and hump-catatiousness.
by Leon Sinclaire April 18, 2009

the male version of a camel toe. its when a guys pants are just WAY too tight.. and u can see a clear outline of his dick n balls
by Leah Hite n Britt Hoffmaster May 12, 2004

Rubbing one's penis in the space between a woman's breasts. Best results when breasts are ample, lubricant is deployed, and the act is accompanied by fellatio.
by Kool Nuggz December 24, 2005

platonic humping is simply the act of dancing or moving in a sexual way that resembles the act of sex, without any feelings of sexual enticement.
My Aunt and her brother, my Uncle, made the entire room a bit uncomfortable when they began gyrating in the dance room. I had to explain to many outside the family that their dance required such platonic humping for effect.
by GsGood March 14, 2013

by satan's-slut January 7, 2008
