Guy: So what did you do last night?
Girl: This guy gave me a hot pocket soup last night.
Guy: Fuck yeah I did.
Girl: This guy gave me a hot pocket soup last night.
Guy: Fuck yeah I did.
by Mr HotPocketSoup May 16, 2013
A local delicacy prepared by hand, the Pittsburgh Hot Pocket is composed of fresh feces wrapped in a pierogi. It can be fed to any unsuspecting partner, and upon the partner's realization that feces is in fact inside the pierogi, a urine-filled Iron City Beer bottle is smashed across the back of the partner's neck. This will stun the partner, giving the individual ample time to spit on the partner's face and remark, "Go Stillers!"
by Dr. Tom O'Reily November 21, 2007
the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.
by 约翰尼 March 14, 2016
(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.
Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket
by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016
Spread the pussy lips and stuff with Kale. Can be presented on a table with a placemat and large wooden spoon.
by Scoobyeatsalpo October 07, 2017
by Joshdpc July 25, 2009
by dersic April 29, 2008