Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.

Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."

by Leminader September 5, 2015

hops robber

those parties that come to breweries with strollers, diapers, infants and toddlers in tow that shave the buzz/mood/vibe of all over 21 that are trying to appreciate a crafted libation in peace.

I ordered my favorite beer ,and was enjoying the music and adult conversation with friends when the hops robbers arrived in droves with car seats, formula, diapers - screaming kids and crappy diapers ensued .

by getasitter July 11, 2023

Hop in the box

v. getting in the shower; n. hotbox (as in smoking marijuana in a sealed car)

I’ll call you right back i’m about to hop in the box.
Do you want to hop in the box?

by poohbear74 September 20, 2019

Hop On Pilgrammed

A saying of whoever says it to a person that person must get on pilgrammed on roblox and do rough bum sex

Yo bro hop on pilgrammed

Sure bro *pulls down pants and begins to get bum fucked*

by Pilgrammed man May 6, 2023

Salisbury Hop

A random/bad infield hop made by a ground ball in the game of baseball or softball. Named after the softball fields in West Lafayette, Indiana, which are known for their propensity to produce bad hops due to having low maintenance gravel instead of actual dirt infields.

The fields are at the corner of Salisbury and Cumberland Avenues, and are unofficially known as the Salisbury Fields, though the official name is Arni Cohen Memorial Fields.

When it happens in your favor: "Yes, that was the Salisbury Hop we needed!"

When it happens against you: "God damn fucking Salisbury Hop cost us the game!"

by Mister Five June 4, 2011

Hop on YBA

An invitation to lure jews into Buchenwald

German : Hop on YBA
Jew : Yes

by Demofisher January 30, 2022

Hubby Hopping

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.

My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.

by wynter012 September 7, 2012