by TMO11 August 14, 2019
Get the hoovered mug.Formal request for receiving oral sex, while standing up.
Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.
Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.
To whom it may concern,
I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.
Sincerely,
Your Compatriot
I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.
Sincerely,
Your Compatriot
by ToadilyP3rf June 24, 2022
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the act of sucking the faeces out of a womans anus , and squirting it from your mouth into her mouth.
by climacticbeast1 May 28, 2014
Get the chocolate hoover mug.The Hoover is shy and sensitive.
She is easily hurt and often annoyed as she sees the world differently than others.
Often labeled "crazy", "insane" or "snobby", because of her many haters.
These haters have nothing better to do with their time than bring down others who mean only good and no harm.
The Hoover is anxious and is depressed easily, these faults, coupled along with the perfectionist trait, lead her to suicidal thoughts when things don't go perfectly, i.e: being hurt by friends, failing a math class, or being embarassed socially.
When the Hoover is loved, she is happy. She likes to have someone in charge so that she can spend her time doing other, more creative and giving things. Not stressing.
The Hoover will do anything to please others, even sacrificing her own happiness and health, for this reason, people involved with her must exhibit great caution.
All around, the Hoover is a loving, friendly, giving and smart girl, just beware to those who tread on the fragile Hoover.
When tread upon, the Hoover is given to crying fits, at this time her eyes are truly beautiful and can trap you forever in their gaze.
She is easily hurt and often annoyed as she sees the world differently than others.
Often labeled "crazy", "insane" or "snobby", because of her many haters.
These haters have nothing better to do with their time than bring down others who mean only good and no harm.
The Hoover is anxious and is depressed easily, these faults, coupled along with the perfectionist trait, lead her to suicidal thoughts when things don't go perfectly, i.e: being hurt by friends, failing a math class, or being embarassed socially.
When the Hoover is loved, she is happy. She likes to have someone in charge so that she can spend her time doing other, more creative and giving things. Not stressing.
The Hoover will do anything to please others, even sacrificing her own happiness and health, for this reason, people involved with her must exhibit great caution.
All around, the Hoover is a loving, friendly, giving and smart girl, just beware to those who tread on the fragile Hoover.
When tread upon, the Hoover is given to crying fits, at this time her eyes are truly beautiful and can trap you forever in their gaze.
by LoverOfTheHoover January 16, 2012
Get the hoover mug.by Posyde May 9, 2016
Get the Hooven mug.This is the seaxual posistion where by you take your lady from behind as she leaning up against the kitchen table for support, there just so happens to be crums on the table from yesterdays garlic bread and pizza.
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !
Mate .1: Pulled the Hoover Manouvere with Kirsty last night !
Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !
Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !
by Paulo26 May 17, 2011
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