homance

When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.

Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.

by Mity J October 26, 2006

Hoagie

An enormous penis...no relation to the large sandwich

My fat girlfriend finished off a hoagie by herself, then she had a bit of my hoagie.

by Nilknarf Den January 13, 2006

homance

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.

Dani - Did you see the newest Harry Potter trailer I sent you?"

Amanda - Yes, thanks.You're a wonderful friend. And a ho.

Dani - This is some serious homance.

by xransonx October 8, 2008

HOMA

stands for high off my ass, usually from marajuana.
a. literally

b.making fun of someone.
also: HOYA

A. Person: yo where were you last night?

Me: dude, i was HOMA

B. Person: No! Elvis is still alive

Me: dude your a HOYA

by whatwhatinthebutt? June 18, 2010

Homance

The female version of a "bromance".

Ava and Larissa's homance burns with a fiery passion. Be jelly.

by pseudonym17 November 14, 2011

Homat

An Egocentric, dumb@$$, schitzo who believes he gets burglarized everyday. Believes that he is the most patriotic american as well even though he's nothing but a punk.

A phone conversation with Homat.
Homat: Hold i'm baking brownies
Me: Should you be near a stove?
Homat: OMG! THERES A DOG OUTSIDE MY HOUSE! ITS BARKING AND WANTS TO STEAL SOMETHING!
Me: You're crazy
Homat: Dont you hear the barking?!!!?!?
Me: that's your lil' brother.
Homat: OMMGG!!
Me: Goodbye, and get help.

by Edgar Ray December 22, 2004

Hokage

Something that Hank Hill wants to be

Person 1: How old are you
Person 2: Nine-teen
Hank Hill running by: I'M GONNA BE THE NEXT HOKAGE

by Pee pee whacker May 14, 2022