hold up...

1. When something isn't right, something is off, or something is fishy.
2. Another version of a sentence is "Wait a minute."
3. "Holding up," it can also mean to support. (verb)

*People use this too if the sentence they're replying to is dirty.

- def 1
Commenter 1: I like playing with my sticks*
Replier 1: hold up... something ain't right
Replier 2: hold on a minute. <-- def 2
- def 3
John: The old building had held up well over the years.

by dogwisdom May 31, 2023

Pigeon-holding

When you cup your hands around a pigeon's fat little body so that the head is sticking out away from you and then you hold it in front of people's faces as it goes "koo"

Thaleia: I saw this guy pigeon-holding in the city the other day, it was kind of cute.

by The Final Interviewer May 22, 2017

submission hold

When a girl during sex, wants a short time out.

have you ever made a guy tapout by squeezing your legs around his head in a submission hold

by Scroogled November 24, 2013

choke hold

The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.

That asshole just cut me off! Choke hold!!!

by Robin January 6, 2004

Holding goats

The act in which one extends their arms to pick up a goat and sustains a significant distance from the ground. May be viewed as the act of lifting, but this is with much more love towards the goat. A tender gesture to this species by an owner or friend.

That boy sure loves holding goats.

I came home to find him holding goats.

by Cosmish February 6, 2012

Hold this l

When your nibba done fucked that it just became sad

Bruh... just smh dawg just hold this L

by Wolfnigga427 March 13, 2018

“Hold on a sec...”

A short way of saying “Just stop talking to me and get the fuck away. I hate the sound of your fucking voice. The thought of you haunts my every day and night. I yearn for the day when my memory of you ceases to exist, fades into nothing, and I can finally continue on with my life.”

Person 1: “Hey, wanna go fishing?”
Person 2: “Hold on a sec...”

by Super Duper Carrot Kiddo April 8, 2019