Man 1: Man, I broke my arm and don’t have insurance. Now I’ll have to pay thousands of dollars to get it healed!
Man 2: *Lives in sweden* oh man, I barely had to pay anything when I broke my arm. Thank you Universal Healthcare!
Man 1: Oh well, I guess I just won’t pay my rent and sell my Jeep to pay for my medical costs.
Man 2: *Lives in sweden* oh man, I barely had to pay anything when I broke my arm. Thank you Universal Healthcare!
Man 1: Oh well, I guess I just won’t pay my rent and sell my Jeep to pay for my medical costs.
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n. An industry that likes to mask social judgment in terms of people’s health and well being. So for example if you think crowds are unhealthy in general but not for people protesting what you consider to be a worthy cause, then you are in the field of public health. Not to be confused with pubic health which is more important
It’s great when public health professionals steered people to harm reduction during the HIV crisis rather than abstinence only education.
Why are public health professionals saying one type of protest is unsafe but another one is?
Why are public health professionals saying one type of protest is unsafe but another one is?
by Jon Snow Lives June 6, 2020
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You have called the mental health hotline.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
Get the Mental Health Hotline mug.Joe: So, Bob, can you call up Shaquisha? We can all go down and get some KFC.
Bob: Nah, she spent her night healthing herself, so she probably won't come with us.
Bob: Nah, she spent her night healthing herself, so she probably won't come with us.
by Joe's vaginal mesh October 6, 2015
Get the Healthing mug.Mental Health is a disease that affects many lives, Leaving them with mild mental health issues or it can get serve and in a lot of cases it leads to suicide. It is also a general state of emotional and psychological well-being, as manifest by the ability to cope with and meet the demands of everyday life. Mental Health in most cases leaves you fighting a long hard battle for your life.
"My Mental Health Is Getting Worse"
"Mental Health Leaves Most People Fighting Battles They Never Saw Coming"
"Mental Health Leaves Most People Fighting Battles They Never Saw Coming"
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