Hot Handy 

Essentally a hand job but where the person giving the hand job puts poop in his/her hand and then jacks off the person recieving the handjob.

I was expecting a regular handjob, but Betsy gave me a HOT HANDY!

Hot Handy by Bobby Billy Sue December 9, 2008

The Handy dangle 

A person, typically male who offers to do work for a woman hoping to get closer romantically or to get laid by creating a sense of her owing him. Does not necessarily mean they follow through on actually being handy.

Someone trying to get into someone’s life by continually offering to do handy things for her.

I don’t really like this guy but he keeps offering to clean my gutters, wash my car, etc., so he can weasel his way into my life.

Girl, that’s the handy dangle!

The Handy dangle by MIndura January 3, 2019

flash handy 

The fastest handy ever! The hand job equivalent to knocking off a "quickie".

Guy:"Damn girl, I'm horny as fuck!"
Girl:"My mom will be back soon- only have time for a flash handy."

flash handy by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Andy's Handy Store 

If ice cream can be badass, this is. This place has everything. Pringles, frozen candy, dethawed candy, macaroni, weird people, and children-graffiti benches. This place is legendary to the kids at the schools. I would know, as I am one of them. Just went there today.

Dude... wanna go to Andy's Handy Store?
Yeah! Their ice cream is awesome, man! Lets go!

Andy's Handy Store by ricoross August 23, 2012

Rocky Mountain Handy

The action of receiving a hand-job in a sleeping-bag when on a hike.

Man 1 -"Dude, I heard James got a Rocky mountain handy last week!"
Man 2 - "I didn't even know there was enough space in a sleeping-bag for that..."

Rocky Mountain Handy by Honorarykicker August 12, 2012

yankee doodle handy

place your thumb in in his poop shoot and give em a rubntug reacharound

the man was feeling down, so his friend gave him a Yankee doodle handy

yankee doodle handy by c.adkinson January 17, 2017

Sandy Handy

a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis

She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.

Sandy Handy by The Inimitable January 15, 2011