Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Steel handjob

When you get a handjob from a married woman wearing her wedding ring.

I got a steel handjob from my buddies mom at the bar last night.

by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019

Phantom Handjob

When a man or woman’s lays on arm or hand to make numb then proceeds to perform handjob on self or partner

Dam my arms numb guess I’ll give myself that phantom handjob

by ThePhantom89 January 12, 2021

Redneck Handjob

A handjob where the person giving has a band aid on their finger

Mark got a redneck handjob from Stephanie the last night, gross..

by oneloadedcheeseburgerplease April 19, 2023

Turkish handjob

The act of spitting between the breasts of a busty lady and then place your penis between them and squash them together with your hands so becomes tighter and fuck them.

This Polish lady had the perfect big tits for Turkish handjob, but the English woman had small tits so it couldn't happen.

by Memeforlife September 18, 2023

Schrodinger's Handjob

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"

man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"

by Beastman723 April 7, 2017

Prairie Dog Handjob

The ack of tightening and loosening one's anal sphincter muscle to contract and retract fecal matter in and out of one's butt hole while giving yourself or receiving a traditional hand job.

Instead of wasting my poop I gave myself a prairie dog handjob.

by Flipsideunder April 2, 2019