Skip to main content

baby hair

The shorter hair starting at the beginning of your headline. Some might have them and other may not. Don't get your baby hair mistaken with your full grown hair that people just looking slicking on their foreheads like damn fools.
Oh yes girl. You slicked those baby hairs down.
by YouDreamMocha July 23, 2017
mugGet the baby hair mug.

ombre hair

Ombre hair refers to hair color fading from dark to light, or vice versa. Instead of the color starting from the roots, it gradually becomes lighter, or darker, towards the ends. The word "ombre" in French means shadow or shade. Think Sarah Jessica Parker in Sex and the City, Rachel Bilson, Whitney Port.
Friend 1: "Did you notice all the celebrities are letting their roots grow out?"
Friend 2: "Yes, that's called ombre hair!"
by 100sharkfins July 28, 2010
mugGet the ombre hair mug.

Mutant Hair

A phenomenon where one isolated bodily hair grows at a ridiculous rate, ending up sometimes inches longer than the others, usually in a random place like chest, shoulder or back. Common among males, they can be an irresistible magnet for unwanted female attention.
Girlfriend : "Oh my god, what is that?"
Guy : "It's my mutant hair. Don't touch it, it gives me superpowers."
Girlfriend : "I just want to pull it out, pleeeease"
Guy : "No! You will lose all future orgasms in bed, don't do it!"

*a few minutes later*

Girlfriend : *pluck*
Guy : "GAAAAAH!"
by YeahM8 November 24, 2009
mugGet the Mutant Hair mug.

fuccboi haircut

A haircut of a fuccboi, which is also known as "Hitler Youth"
by oh ny3s May 13, 2015
mugGet the fuccboi haircut mug.

Hairball

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007
mugGet the Hairball mug.

grunge hair

hair that is usually long, messy and greasy, for guys it isn't layered and might be parted down the middle, grunge hair for girls varies but it might be long with choppy layers or if its short it might be a pixie cut
by Liz the Turtle December 3, 2011
mugGet the grunge hair mug.

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair

a child who takes crayola scissors to his head; a person who yells random shit and bangs on the table; a person who says diltch and mother trucker over and over.

Also know as....8< His Own Hair or Cuts His Own Hair
Paul: hey, cuts his own hair, whats goin on?

Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair: Im doin truckin awesome, sippin on my diltch juice and watching turkish trucks.
by Pagifin January 20, 2010
mugGet the Kid Who Cuts His Own Hair mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email