hack status

(n.) a facebook status posted by an individual other than the profile-owner that usually ridicules the owner and was posted without the owner's consent.

They are usually vulgar.

The profile-owner, upon realizing someone has hacked his profile and posted an embarassing status, can opt to delete the hack status but generally does not at the risk of giving the impression that whatever the status said is true. Traditionally, the profile-owner simply states he was hacked and identifies a friend whom he believes to have committed the hacking.

NEWS FEED:

JANE DOE is fucking Santa right now.

7 likes 2 comments
John Smith: Hahaha, jane, I didn't know you were a chubby chaser.
Jane Doe: you're an asshole, john. this is a hack status.

by trojanman11 May 7, 2011

hacker

Back in the 70's, hacker was a term given to those fortunate enough to know how to code. During the 80's and 90's it was a term meant for those who worked their way through systems, without approval. Now, its meaning has been completely replaced by cracker, and hacker means nothing more than any idiot that can decipher a small page of HTML. Those who are computer illiterate still widely use the word in its 80s/90s sense. Not to be confused with hax0r, meaning a person who dreams to one day know how to hack, or another name for l337sp33k.
Of the 80s/90s version, there were three primary denominations:
The casual Hacker-hacks to learn information for his own curiosity.
The White Hat Hacker-hunts down and destroys malicious code.
The Black Hat Hacker-designs and releases malicious code;gathers dangerous information;brings down sensative systems.

"The hackers are working very hard."
"The hackers have managed to find their way into the system."
"The hackers are getting on my nerves."

by Almighty Sapling December 28, 2005

wall hack

a cheat used in a computer/video game that takes advantage of a wall in some way:
1.)player characters can be seen through the wall
2.)player characters can walk up/through walls

etc.

Jimmy used a wall hack to find his opponent in Counter-Strike.

by KarmaGhost April 19, 2004

hacked

2 white chicks being retarded

(white chick 1): OMG CAN I HACK YOUR SNAPCHAT
(white chick 2): YEAH LOL

(white chick 1): *takes selfie

(white chick 2): *types HACKED BY YOUR BAE
(white chick 1): LOL THATS SOOOO CUTE
(me): THATS NOT HACKING YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLES! >:(

by ewokshurt January 26, 2015

hack

n. two or three holes "hacked" into the ice at each end of an ice curling rink to give the sweepers somewhere to rest their brooms. Also:

v. what smokers do while curling, which is one of the few Olympic sports where smoking is allowed during the game.

..............................

Throw some end-raise take-out weight and I'll sweep from the hack!

Hurry hard!

by gnostic1 October 3, 2011

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

Hack it

baisically me and my friends play hacky sack and whenever someone misses something we all yell "you could of hacked that" so now we baisically use it like instead of saying. "handle it" or "take it"

worried friend:"dude im worried about you! you're taking two AP classes, two honors classes, you work 20 hours a week, and you deal."

totally under control chill kid:"zen man you dont have to worry i can hack it"

by Gillain September 22, 2005