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Halloween

A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.

Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.

Common Halloween costumes:

Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
by Failurebitch June 22, 2023
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Mexican Halloween

When you try to reproduce the reference from "community" but the left over spices on your hand from the mexican food you ate earlier mess up the mood because it starts hurting bad when you finger her..
I mexican halloweened my girlfriend and she had to put a bag of frozen blueberries on her coochie to help with the pain
by El guero Bambi August 4, 2022
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Halloween

The one night of the year you can take lollies from strangers.
Hey kids want some candy,”

I guess it is Halloween soo”
by B1g4A55 October 14, 2020
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Halloween Eve

Hey! It’s Halloween Eve! I can’t wait to trick-or-treat tomorrow!
by BlueCatPlayz November 2, 2019
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Halloween High

When the Halloween season starts coming around and it fills you with so much spooky joy! Usually makes you run around Targets in black lipstick and a cloak. Also makes you make questionable purchases, usually in Halloween stores. (Like bloody knife earrings)
Person one: yo wtf, that a stuffed raven on your head?

Person two: sorry bro just got the Halloween High.
by Enjoythenext24hours September 11, 2021
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Halloween Hotdog

A severed penis covered in blood and shit ready to eat.
Person1: What’s your favorite food?
Person2: Halloween Hotdogs!
Person3: The fuck
by The_Halloween_Slang_Man October 27, 2020
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Halloween

1. Children dressed up as random shit will roam the streets to fucking demand candy or they´ll fuck you over with toilet paper and dog shit.
2, Weird, lame ass millennials and adults will dress up as random shit and be a disappointment to their parents.
Oh shit, it's almost Halloween! I bet Susan is gonna dress up as a slutty nurse, get totally drunk and puke on herself, again!
by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017
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