Halloween wank

The spooky scary sticky substance that is in preparation for the worst month of your life

Chad 1: yo, how was your Halloween wank bro?

Chad 2: DONT SAY THE 'W' WORD TILL DECEMBER OR SANTA WILL BITE OFF YOUR COCK

by 3SGZ_OLLIE_C_1 October 31, 2020

Halloween

Something that we didn't have in the year 2020

Person 1: '' Oi mate, Halloween is canceled this year due to the C-word''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''

by THEREX November 4, 2020

Halloween

The one night of the year you can take lollies from strangers.

“Hey kids want some candy,”

“I guess it is Halloween soo”

by B1g4A55 October 14, 2020

Halloween

A holiday celebrated on oct 31st.

It is a day where kids go trick-or-treating for candy at peoples houses.

I got a lot of candy on Halloween.

by like all my definitions! October 19, 2020

Halloween

1. Children dressed up as random shit will roam the streets to fucking demand candy or they´ll fuck you over with toilet paper and dog shit.
2, Weird, lame ass millennials and adults will dress up as random shit and be a disappointment to their parents.

Oh shit, it's almost Halloween! I bet Susan is gonna dress up as a slutty nurse, get totally drunk and puke on herself, again!

by YoItsYourBoySkinnyPenis October 30, 2017

Halloween

The meaning of Halloween comes from pumpkin carving because you are hallowing the ween.

Wow I love Halloween because I get to hallow my ween.

by Ryan Jessie October 31, 2017

Halloween

a “holiday” which was originally intended to worship the dead of All- Saints day on Nov 1st, but quickly became to be what we know as the night where girls wear slutty clothes outside in the 30 degree weather and then complain when it’s “too chilly.” it’s also the night where dentists complain that candy is too harmful to people’s teeth and persuade everyone to hand out fruit or crackers instead.

i can’t wait to complain about the cold on halloween night!

by titty glue November 1, 2017