darby grunt

The most appropriate response to almost anything in existence within this universe and/or its parallel versions.

Guy: I think we need to break up.

Girl: darby grunt.

Guy: Wow I didn't expect you to take it so easy!

Girl: *keys car*

by CODE7248 November 17, 2013

meat grunts

The sounds caused in the act of straining when you eat too much meat and taking a shit is an hour long endeavor.

That dude probably spends hours in the bathroom with the meat grunts.

by Calicoex11 May 3, 2018

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018

grandma grunt

Term used to refer to elderly drivers who drive slow. Male equivalent is grandpa grunt.

Come on, grandma grunt. The speed limit is 60km/h and you're only going 40!

by The Real Driller July 5, 2021

Nathan Grundy

Nathan Grundy is a skilled rocket league player, known for his plays in Bronze 1. His smartness is debatable, but all can agree that he is immature and 4"1

"Nathan Grundy is such a cool dude!"

by alfiesuggy October 20, 2022

French Grunt

(Noun) The first partner readies a pot of hollandaise sauce; wearing a beret and a baguette, under one arm; all on an exercise bike, nude. The second partner then completely lubes up with half of the Hollandaise, being careful not to lower the temperature of the pot too much as this will ruin the consistency. Return to heat. Finally, with a running start and holding two live parrots; the second partner dives onto a prepared slip-and-slide, now aimed with the precision of a laser-guided missile, into the partners' awaiting orifice. The anal cavity is traditional, but records indicate that any orifice works.
The act ends with the first partner's lungs compressed by the force of the initiation of the act, creating the "Grunt" we're all familiar with, today.

Dude 1: "Did you hear; Stacy gave Deborah a French Grunt?"

Everyone in earshot: *Projectile vomiting sounds*

by Rodney "GIRTHQUAKE" Jones February 21, 2023

Mark Grunt

The types of people who get great marks in exams, but dont get full marks.
eg: 18/20, 47/50, 90/100
these people get these marks, and act like its the end of the world for them so that they get pity and attention, these are also the types of people to meaninglessly remind teachers about homework or tell the teacher to suspend a student due to a minor inconvenience

Frankie's such a Mark Grunt! He cried when he got a score of 95/100!

by Bill Billy Bob July 21, 2023