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Grinch Shits

When you eat something with too much green pigment in it and your fecal matter comes out green. May or may not also be hairy.
Friend:"Yo you wanna try some of this guacamole?"
You:"Nah man last time I ate that I got da grinch shits"

Child:"What happened to all of the christmas presents?!"
You:"Well I had mad grinch shits last night, so it probably came back and stole christmas."
by Turhamkey March 16, 2013
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E-Grindin'

Terminology used to express someone who works on the internet or who is working on the internet.
"What's going down bro? Not much man, just out here e-grindin'."

"Damn, I've been on the computer e-grindin' for 14 hrs straight, I need to take a break."
by BFochs January 22, 2009
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Tamp & Grind

a place where people (Mainly Teenagers) obnoxiously state their uneducated opinions and suck up the internet/wifi by posting pictures on instagram of their drinks. Also has great coffee.
-Hey, let's go to Tamp & Grind
-No, I like to hear myself think.
by BeastaBubbles February 1, 2014
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twitter grind

when your constantly posting on twitter / twitter game on point boi
starting up on my twitter grind :)
by Tohq September 9, 2016
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daily dirty grind

(dey-lee dur-tee grahynd, IPA: deɪli dɜrti graɪnd)
(ground or grinded)

-verb, noun
1. To masturbate while performing "the boring mundane parts of everyday life.
A daily monotonous job or task.

Being caught in slow moving commuter traffic." daily grind

-verb, noun
2. The daily or near-daily masturbation one performs, sometimes done with boredom.

Origin: I was brushing my teeth thinking it would be more fun to brush my teeth if I were masturbating.
Speaker 1: Dude, you should totally try out daily dirty grinding. I daily dirty ground when I made some eggs and bacons. It's so hard, 'cause you can only use one hand!

Speaker 2: Ugh, that's gross, man! How could you cook your food when you're jacking off? You don't splooge in your eggs?

If Speaker 2 wasn't grossed out...

Speaker 2: Dude, use your head. You can jack off without using hands.
by notreadyforLenny December 8, 2010
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sex grinch

A person withholding sex from a deserving recipient.
Girl: Not tonight, I'm tired and *insert other excuses*
Guy: You're such a sex grinch.
by FlamingGuts March 15, 2010
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one inch grinch

dude: suck my big cock
girl: what the fuck dats a one inch grinch
by emi March 13, 2004
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