Government Grant

When you do something for someone, be it sexual or out of friendship, and get nothing in return.

I performed cunnilingus on my significant other and expected fellatio in return, but alas twas not but a Government Grant to her.

by Dexter and Ron March 19, 2008

Grant County Effect

This is a term originally coined by Mr. Carr. It is a term to refer to the general acts of stupidity, hatefulness, and uselessness that seem to plague the county, as well as the high school in particular.

This can also refer to the sometimes violent reaction of native grantonians upon hearing any of the following keywords: school uniforms, lanyards, CATS testing, Wal-Mart, religion, rebel flags, sex, and drugs.

1.) Did you see that kid spinning his tractor out to protest not being able to have a rebel flag lanyard at the school? Man, the Grant County Effect strikes again.
2.) I said that school uniforms might be a good idea and that girl tried to stab me. It must have had the Grant County Effect on her.

by Nimsim April 20, 2005

Granthamanian

A person from Grantham

bonday is a dirty granthamanian with a fine booty

by sal & jono September 2, 2005

grantastical

one of Don King's crappy words, meaning fucking cool.

You're about to see the most grantastical fight you've ever seen...ur gay.

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Granite Theft Auto

When a person vandalises a car/van/truck with the vehicle's own dirt for comical effect. Very often drawing the universal GTA sign - ‘Clean Me’.

Did you see my car this morning? Someone drew Chevy Chase's face on it. I got Granite Theft Auto'd!

by J J Ellison March 6, 2009

grainy tunnel

having sex with a post-op transexual whom you fully believe to be a woman..

i did body shots out of that grainy tunnel all night / read i hope they serve beer in hell

by Shmanye west October 16, 2011

Grant

A skinwalker who is often followed around by a small man. He lacks in physical strength but makes up for it with his immense speed reaching up to 150mph.

Friend 1: That guy just consumed the flesh of an elderly woman

Friend 2: Grant moment

by Giga sigma ultra alpha chad April 4, 2022