by VGambit May 27, 2007
An analogy or metaphor referring to women as golddiggers using geese. A goose will come up to you only if you have bread which it can eat. It will then leave when you run out of bread and go to another person with bread. A golddigger (woman) will go to a man only if he has money. If the man were to have a reversal of fortune (i.e job-loss, ect.) than that woman would leave that man and find another one with money.
Women are like those geese by the lake, they only want you if you have money.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
Wow, you got screwed dude, that woman is a Goose By the lake.
by 3249230 August 02, 2009
At every park, there's one. The goose that will not move, and constantly squawks at you. It often has a possy of other mean looking geese that follow it around, also squawking at you. Don't try to come up to the goose, or you will get squawked at, chased, and possibly bitten. It is quite a scary thing.
by bewareofevilgeese December 27, 2006
A quick intelligent excuse for "accidently" touching some one's private parts on purpose as you walk by them.
"I'm so sorry, my hand has a mind of its own" was his goose excuse.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
He got his face slapped because she didn't buy his goose excuse for the third time.
by Handle This July 13, 2014
To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.
"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."
by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004
Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants
As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.
by Don Menna March 07, 2017
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