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Gooch Pooch

When one’s gooch is fat. A chubby gooch area.
She likes to suck my balls and lick my gooch pooch.

My gooch pooch is all sweaty.

My gooch pooch smells like assballz.
by Eaton Holgoode January 31, 2018
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gooch gobbler

a person that loves to suck between the asshole and the ball sack of a black man
nahim was being such a gooch gobbler with that black man in the bathroom
by Hawaiian Joe November 19, 2006
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Related Words
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gooch monger

one who sells his gooch to people.
nathen is a gooch monger becuase he sells his gooch to men.
by a snazzle September 17, 2008
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gooch cheese

when a man goes days, sometimes weeks, without and shower and a thin layer of cheese appears in his gooch from his nutsack sweating then drying out so much.
dude i bet that nasty fat guy has the worst gooch cheese ever!
by dee munee September 26, 2006
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Gooch Cheese

A combination of pubic hair, sweat, semen, and dirt that is found on the gooch (perineum) of a man, abounding as a result of strenuous exercise(s).
WAITER: Would you care for our new menu item, kind sir, marinated with gooch cheese?

CUSTOMER: Fuck no!
by Joe Lynne April 28, 2010
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Fruity Gooch

The Gooch - The general region between the anus and the genital organs.

Fruity - Added Flavour Or Taste.

A Fruity Gooch Occurs When A Person Is In A Hot Envoiroment And Begins To Sweat, Thus Making Their Gooch Moist And "Fruity"
Its Hot Isn't IT?
I Know I've Got A Bit Of A Fruity Gooch!
by Woodsterix June 23, 2010
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Femme Gooch

The femme-gooch is exactly what it says on the tin: the lady's perineum, the female gooch.

The femme-gooch is considerably smaller than the man gooch, but no less important.
I have been riding this horse all day, and boy does my femme gooch hurt!

When I set about losing my virginity, I couldn't find the target zone, and instead impacted the femme gooch.
by - TL - December 14, 2009
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