Golden Gophered

Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.

The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.

I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.

Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.

by DSeanK January 28, 2015

Golden pickle

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.

I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.

by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

Golden Corgi

The beautiful phenomenon of only having to use a single wipe after pinching off a turd.

- How was your dump, bro?

- Cracking thanks bud, it was a golden corgi.
- Sweeeeet

by AJF Calvetron master February 7, 2010

Golden pump

When you mistake ejaculating for urinating while having intercourse.

I was with my girl last night and accidentally hit her with the golden pump.

by Game Night Harem February 2, 2017

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Golden Murloc

The act of taking a full cock and balls inside your mouth at one time, then releasing a World of Warcraft Murloc shout as loud as you possibly can.

"Damn babe, take it all" "MRGLRGLGLRGLRGL" "WTF?!" "You like that Golden Murloc?"

by Kumah November 17, 2016

Golden Sandcastle

Golden Sandcastle

Verb:

When taking a poop, of such that it is like wet sand and carving in a moat, on your partners chest and peeing in the moat.

*This sandcastle needs a moat, I’m going to give it a golden shower *

Guy 1: "Something is missing from this steamy sandcastle on your chest!!”

Girl 1: “It needs a golden moat!”

Guy 2: “This golden sandcastle is definitely fortified!”

Girl 2: “How come I didn’t get a golden sandcastle ☹!!?”

by Ivana Alovurmonay May 21, 2020