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goggle boy

An anime trend which describes a person who not only owns a pair of aviation goggles but also has vast amounts of hair which sticks out rather than hang down as well as acts as a leader in a group or multiple groups of people. In some cases they are also known to wear gloves.
The trend is not widely accepted in real life as most people either:
a) Fail to make the above qualifications.
b) Do not own an actual pair of aviation goggles.
c) Make it routine to get up every morning and put them on.
Tai Kamiya (in his early years) , Takato Matsuki, Davis Motomiya and Takuya Kanbara are all known as geing called "Goggle boy" by their friends/peers.
by John Ball (F/Sgt. Ball) January 31, 2008
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safety goggles

When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.
Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.
by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011
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potato goggles

You are said to be wearing potato goggles if you are primarily attracted to White people, especially if you are non-White.
Karl: "I think Kyle is super cute. I like his smile."

Davey: "I don't see what you see but I have potato goggles so what do I know!"
by haveagooddavey January 7, 2017
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Sperm Goggles

The degradation of your ability to judge the attractiveness of the opposite sex after you have not had sex for an extended period of time. Related to Beer goggles. But with a lack of sex as the modifying agent.
Dude 1 : Hey she's kinda cute.
Dude 2 : Dude! she's a bipedal cow with a stache. I know it's been awhile, but man, take off the sperm goggles.
by Wood Dragon March 7, 2007
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arab goggles

Put ones testicles over someones eyes
While I was doing your mom I gave her some Arab goggles
by Steven A Sayegh August 3, 2006
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Hun goggles

Like beer goggles but applies specifically to the lack of attractive females at the Hun School of Princeton.
Male Student #1: Yo, that girl is thiiiccc, should I smash?
New Student: What are you talking about? You nasty bro.
Male Student #2: Put on your Hun goggles and have another look.
New Student: Ok, yeah I'd smash.
by BigBoy65 October 21, 2017
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ib goggles

Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"

Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
by s12 January 18, 2009
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